Tourist Miscellany #4

Some Reasons I Haven’t Become a Full-On Conspiracy Theory Guy

I have several traits in common with a certain kind of Conspiracy Theory Guy: not the Q people but the “serial killers were invented by the CIA to sell more anomie” types. I am left-wing; I distrust authority; I believe that radical evil exists and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if supernaturally evil entities did too. I am at most agnostic on the existence of and efficacy of left-hand occultism. I would put nothing, nothing at all, past Allen Dulles, Dick Helms, George H.W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, the Scaifes, Kochs, or Mercers, or really anybody who has ever headed up an empire or had a net worth near a billion dollars. I think if you’re that rich, you already ain’t right. I doubt that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. So, really, I should probably be pretty open to these types of writers.