Online: A Dramatis Personae
The Misunderstood Benefactor: “I thought so-and-so seemed cool until they got in a fight with my other friend. I replied to tell them to stop being an asshole and they blocked me!” (Said in a tone of genuine bewilderment)
The Optician: “Yikes my dude. I mean all right maybe in some ideal abstract universe you don’t technically ‘deserve’ to get ‘stabbed i…